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Brian Zollinhofer - A Jack of All Trades, A Master of One

Drummer Boy - 2011-08-14 16:59

Kylen came out of his room pouting just a little bit.

Mom (noticing he is holding 4 drumsticks): What’s wrong buddy?

Kylen: I only have two hands…

Mom: Too bad you aren’t a monkey. Hey, I could be two of your hands.

Kylen: No, you aren’t good.

Mom: What?

Kylen: I mean, you couldn’t hit it right when I do. I’m pretty good.

Mom: Yeah, you are pretty good.